
(for an exciting burst of flavour, sing to the tune of the Star Wars theme)
Black socks,
They never get dirty,
The longer you wear them,
The blacker they get,
Sometimes,
I think I should wash them,
But something inside me says,
No no not yet,
Not yet,
Not yet,
Not yet
(repeat ad nauseum)
(a different version could be..... although you will get a lot of booing and ewing)
Brown underwear,
They never get dirty,
The longer you wear them,
The browner they get,
Sometimes,
I think I should wash them,
But something inside me says,
No no not yet,
Not yet,
Not yet,
Not yet